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Dear Santa,
I’d like to reintroduce myself to you as it’s been at least 15 years since you’ve been to my home. I think when I moved into my own place, my address might not have been updated – or perhaps it was incorrectly recorded – because the gifts stopped appearing. I’m envisioning a big holiday database that needs updating, because both St. Nick and the Easter Bunny also seem to have overlooked me as well. I understand in these difficult economic times that staff is stretched thin and not all tasks are regularly attended, so I wanted to make sure you have my current address. (There’s no need to pass this on to the Tooth Fairy, as thankfully I no longer have that need!)
My other thought is that maybe I was bad for a couple of those years and so you put me on the ‘naughty’ list. I can’t really argue that. There was a while when I just decided to throw caution to the wind, go a little crazy and be a bit selfish and indulgent. I probably wasn’t a joy to be around either. But I have cleaned up my act – honest I did. And I thought that maybe you would start coming around again, even if it was to drop off a few briquettes of charcoal. I’d take anything just to know you’re still in my life and we can continue our relationship. I know you don’t really owe me anything but as I still believe in you, I don’t think I should be denied.
Plus, I truly have cleaned up my act. I swear less at bad drivers on the road, I am really patient behind people who still write out checks at the grocery store, and I even sit quietly and attentively while people tell me the same story three, four or even five times. In my mind, I tell them I’ve heard the story before, but I don’t say anything out loud. Well, not every time.
So, if there is a chance for us to renew what we once had, you’ll find that I don’t really ask for much. Not like the old days when Barbies, dolls and toys topped the list. I’m much more practical these days. For instance, I would really love a new dictionary and thesaurus. (Yes, I still love books, in case you were wondering and I read two or three a month. I’m still writing, too!) And on that note, if you could find me a publisher for one of my books, that would be the ultimate gift and I wouldn’t ask for anything for like another five years.
So Santa, I truly have missed you. I hope you are doing well and I will see you soon. Like next week. Safe travels!
All my best,
Ann
P.S. Here we are together from a few years past – hopefully this jogs your memory!
Hmmm. I thought it was just happening to me….seems since I moved to Illinois my address was lost! No Easter bunny, Santa, or St. Nick. What up?!!
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I think we should start a support group!
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Ann, you also need Magic Reindeer Dust. Kaitlin and Megan make some every year to leave outside for a healthy reindeer snack. Let me know if you need the recipe. Merry Christmas!!! Gen
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Bundle up, step outside, tilt your head back slightly, close your eyes, take a few long deep breaths, think your wish three times while the snowflakes linger on your face. Now open your eyes and smile… Here’s to hoping all of your dreams come true.
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I hope your wish comes true!
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pretty cool.
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